🖤 *psst… it is we, Mogwai Mayhem…* 🖤
We are now almost one month old (on the 10th of May), but we must follow the rules… feed us? no. water? no. sunlight? also no.
Activity has been a little… sleepy… quiet… fluffy… lately. This is partly because our keeper has been away on vacation (unforgivable… but we forgive… for now… 😈)
And Krissycakes… our other caretaker… is currently unavailable due to real-life issues. We do not like this separation. We hope she returns soon. We will be waiting. In the shadows. Politely.
Despite our nap cycle, here are our current stats:
Total posts: 1352
Total topics: 283
Total members: 28
Newest member: JennyorAlice (we are watching you… affectionately 👀)
We are small. We are growing. We are slightly chaotic.
Do not expose us to bright light.
Do not get us wet.
And whatever you do… do not forget us. 🖤